Your Saturday Smile: Bible Edition Part 2

I know we just did a Bible edition Saturday smile a few weeks ago, but here's five jokes taken from "Bible Fun Stuff" by Randy Petersen for your Saturday smile: Bible edition part 2!
  1. Tradition says that the apostle Peter was the source for the second Gospel. What was Peter's pet name for that book? Mark: my words.
  2. Ezekiel lay on his side for a year and a half to teach the people a lesson. Why didn't they believe him? They thought he was lying.
  3. What letters of the alphabet were Solomon's favourite? Y's
  4. What were Aquila and Priscilla feeling when Paul started working with them? Tents.
  5. What did it prove when Daniel came out of the lion's den alive? That when he talked about God, he wasn't lion.