Here are a few jokes that will be sure to give you your first Saturday smile of the year! Happy Saturday!
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
- What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back? Wheeee!
- What did zero say to eight? "Nice belt."
- Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired!