Your Saturday Smile: Travel Edition

Well this is it, folks. My last blog post before my three-week media break (cue sad violin music). But do not fear! When I get back, there will be so many pictures and fun things here that you'll almost be glad that I went away! And to end for a while on a truly happy note, here are five fabulous (or terrible!) jokes - travel edition!

1. What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
2. What people travel the most? Romans.
3. What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones!
4. Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
    Local: No, we just let them go barefoot.
5. What is gray, has four legs, a tail and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.

Happy Saturday!