Your Saturday Smile: Bulletin Blooper Edition

Here are a few church bulletin bloopers, all of which were actually printed in real bulletins or announced at a church service. Enjoy!
  1. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  2. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  3. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. 
  4. This evening at 7PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and prepare to sin.
  5. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help!