5) What happens when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea? It gets wet.
4) What is a polygon? A dead parrot.
3) Jimmy: "Dad, there's a man at the door collecting for a new swimming pool."
Dad: "Give him a glass of water."
2) Tommy: What steps would you take if a madman was rushing at you with a knife?
Lilith: Great big ones!
1) Mr. Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well.
Mr. Brown: It works!